How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $ upport including $ weat and$ ervice to your company.
I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Je$$y
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear Jessy
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean....
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $ upport including $ weat and$ ervice to your company.
I am$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Je$$y
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear Jessy
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean....
THE RESTAURANT (Food is Free) !!!!
First - take the tram up to the start of the trail.
Now follow the path .
Be sure to hold on to the 'railing'
Keep an eye on the person in front of you.
Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.
Now just up a few steps. (they are on the left in the picture)
Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes .
A few more steps to go .
Finally in sight.
Isn't this amazing!!!
'THE RESTAURANT' !!!
This restaurant is in China
If you manage to reach the restaurant the food is free
Let me know how the food is. I'm not going.
Gabbar Singh
Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the?
Sambha: sarkaar 2 the
Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata
Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do
Sambha: sarkaar 2 the
Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata
Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai
Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the
floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail
address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date
when you may start.
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email"
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the
job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket
and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door
to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his
capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home
with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and
started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a
truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later,
the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection
plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his
email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker
answered curiously,
"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an
email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy
at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
M1- Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the
floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail
address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date
when you may start.
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email"
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the
job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket
and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door
to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his
capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home
with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and
started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a
truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later,
the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection
plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his
email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker
answered curiously,
"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an
email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy
at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
M1- Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
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