Jokes

Jokes are not just made on Sardars.
 
Client: My mobile bill how much? 
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status 
Client : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 
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Friend 1: I think that girl is deaf.. 
Friend 2: How do u know? 
Friend 1: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 
Student : ZEBRA 
Teacher: How? 
Student : Bcoz it is Black & White 
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Manager: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? 
Lady Assistant : Me? No, why? 
Manager: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". 
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Doctor : "Should Women have Children after 35?" 
Nurse Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" 
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Teacher : What is difference between Orange and Apple? 
Student: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. 
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Hardware engineer attending an interview in Software Company. 
Manager: Do U know MS Office? 
Hardware engineer: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 
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Tourist in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " 
Bombay Bombay " 
Air hostess said: "B silent." 
Tourist : "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" 
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Boy got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU" 
Boy replied:> "I Mr YOU" !!. 
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Father : Doctor! My Son swallowed a key 
Doctor: When? 
Father : 3 Months Ago 
Dr:Wat were u doing till now? 
Father: We were using duplicate key 
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After finishing MBBS, Doctor started his practice. 
He first checked the Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly 
Said: 
Torch is okay" 
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